Christmas Messages 2017

Text Messages Greetings for Happy Christmas

Funny Christmas Messages

Funny Christmas messages always bring smile on other faces and it always changes our mood. Some people always prefer to funny text messages on any occasion. Now Christmas is coming and lots of people will search various types of funny Christmas messages. Christmas is a time of entertainment and fun and people try to make others happy and glad and that is why lots of people wish to others with funny Christmas greetings.

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May on this Christmas
Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
Merry Christmas to you

Dear Santa: My sister is the “naughty” one … trust me

Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser. Merry Christmas!

Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included…

One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.

Christmas is mostly for children. But adults enjoy it too.

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Giving me a Christmas ornament as a Christmas gift is like bringing vitamins to my funeral.

I wish for your holiday to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bill

Its not funny i said no rocks in the snowballs

Son asks his single mother:
– Mom, who is my dad?
– Santa Claus – angrily answers mother.
– How is it? – Son asks suprised.
– He comes at night, leaves a gift and nobody sees him anymore…

Two actors-Santa Clauses talk:
– Would you come and congratulate my family during this Christmas?
– Why can’t you do that yourself?
– I charge a lot…

Eat eatables as much as you can because people will just think Santa ate them.

Christmas shopping. Never an easy or a pleasant task.

Santa saw your Facebook pictures. …You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.