Christmas Messages 2017

Text Messages Greetings for Happy Christmas

Funny Christmas Messages


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Son asks his single mother:
– Mom, who is my dad?
– Santa Claus – angrily answers mother.
– How is it? – Son asks suprised.
– He comes at night, leaves a gift and nobody sees him anymore…

Two actors-Santa Clauses talk:
– Would you come and congratulate my family during this Christmas?
– Why can’t you do that yourself?
– I charge a lot…

Eat eatables as much as you can because people will just think Santa ate them.

Christmas shopping. Never an easy or a pleasant task.

Santa saw your Facebook pictures. …You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.

I find it extremely rude when you open a card & there’s no money inside.

Dear Santa, since killing people is a sin, could I please have a Taser Gun for Christmas. I promise I’ll be good

Santa won’t be coming this year…… He died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl.

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder. Merry Christmas!

Santa saw your Facebook profile. Now you’re getting a dictionary for Christmas.

Thanks for always being around to finish the food on my plate and for understanding when I empty your fridge when I visit. Merry Christmas!

It’s all fun and games till the Santa check the naughty list.

Santa should have 3 lists. Good, naughty & very naughty *Wink*

On Christmas I find it extremely rude when you open a card & there’s no money inside.

Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know?