May on this Christmas
Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
Merry Christmas to you
Dear Santa: My sister is the “naughty” one … trust me
Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser. Merry Christmas!
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included…
One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.
Christmas is mostly for children. But adults enjoy it too.
That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
Giving me a Christmas ornament as a Christmas gift is like bringing vitamins to my funeral.
I wish for your holiday to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bill
Its not funny i said no rocks in the snowballs
Son asks his single mother:
– Mom, who is my dad?
– Santa Claus – angrily answers mother.
– How is it? – Son asks suprised.
– He comes at night, leaves a gift and nobody sees him anymore…
Two actors-Santa Clauses talk:
– Would you come and congratulate my family during this Christmas?
– Why can’t you do that yourself?
– I charge a lot…
Eat eatables as much as you can because people will just think Santa ate them.
Christmas shopping. Never an easy or a pleasant task.
Santa saw your Facebook pictures. …You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.