I find it extremely rude when you open a card & there’s no money inside.
Dear Santa, since killing people is a sin, could I please have a Taser Gun for Christmas. I promise I’ll be good
Santa won’t be coming this year…… He died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder. Merry Christmas!
Santa saw your Facebook profile. Now you’re getting a dictionary for Christmas.
Thanks for always being around to finish the food on my plate and for understanding when I empty your fridge when I visit. Merry Christmas!
It’s all fun and games till the Santa check the naughty list.
Santa should have 3 lists. Good, naughty & very naughty *Wink*
On Christmas I find it extremely rude when you open a card & there’s no money inside.
Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know?
Santa Claus comes to the psychiatrist:
– Doctor, please help me, I do not believe in myself!
Two actors-Santa Clauses talk:
– Would you come and congratulate my family during this Christmas?
– Why can’t you do that yourself?
– I charge a lot…
This Christmas let’s try to keep things in their proper perspective.
After all, credit cards do have their limits.
This is the time of year to be grateful to Jesus because he got you a few extra days off from work.