Christmas Messages 2017

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Funny Christmas Messages


Funny Christmas messages always bring smile on other faces and it always changes our mood. Some people always prefer to funny text messages on any occasion. Now Christmas is coming and lots of people will search various types of funny Christmas messages. Christmas is a time of entertainment and fun and people try to make others happy and glad and that is why lots of people wish to others with funny Christmas greetings.

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Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You

Dear kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents love, Wikileaks.

“Ask me for anything this Christmas and I’ll double it for you. Ask me for money and I’ll be unavailable…..I’m broke. Merry Christmas! ”

Christmas is magical especially when our kinds are ever smiling; the magic also increases the bills on the credit cards. Merry Christmas!

Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts

Greetings from North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s Christmas again!

Hasn’t Santa ever heard of diet coke and the treadmill!

Its OK don’t feel embarrassment while eating. People will think Santa ate them…

Choosing someone based on their looks, is like picking a Christmas gift based on the wrapping paper.

Got my wife some lovely perfume for Xmas, it’s called Tester.. Hope she likes it.

How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!

Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2017!

I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

Santa Claus has come to town,
So all you children sing aloud!
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!

When people ask me to prove that Santa is real, I ask them to prove to me that he isn’t.