Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You
Dear kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents love, Wikileaks.
“Ask me for anything this Christmas and I’ll double it for you. Ask me for money and I’ll be unavailable…..I’m broke. Merry Christmas! ”
Christmas is magical especially when our kinds are ever smiling; the magic also increases the bills on the credit cards. Merry Christmas!
Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts
Greetings from North Pole! Don’t be shocked… it’s Christmas again!
Hasn’t Santa ever heard of diet coke and the treadmill!
Its OK don’t feel embarrassment while eating. People will think Santa ate them…
Choosing someone based on their looks, is like picking a Christmas gift based on the wrapping paper.
Got my wife some lovely perfume for Xmas, it’s called Tester.. Hope she likes it.
How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!
Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2017!
I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.
Santa Claus has come to town,
So all you children sing aloud!
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
When people ask me to prove that Santa is real, I ask them to prove to me that he isn’t.