Santa is just another example that fat dudes are the jolliest. Have a jolly Christmas.
Snow and Songs,
Carols and Joys,
Laughter and Love,
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
Banta Went for Divorce Judge: You have 3 Kids How Will you Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard & Says, ‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
Santa was traveling in a train! A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t get up. Santa shouted:”THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!”
Teacher: What is the first month?
Teacher: What is the second month?
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Merry Christmas To every one
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its
with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered ‘will it hurt me? ‘
‘Of course not’ answered he
‘It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.
A weather man predicted snow
But he didn’t get it right
So the female anchor on the show
Asked to our delight
“So Bob, where’s that 8 inches!
You promised me last night?”