Christmas Messages 2014

Text Messages for Xmas

Naughty Christmas Messages

The demand of messages is increased during Christmas. On Christmas season people are very happy and glad and they make their holidays special and memorable. People wish to each others with various ways. Some people always prefer to naught Christmas messages, funny Christmas messages and humorous Christmas messages. Friends mostly wish to each others with naught and double meaning Christmas messages. If this year you would like to bring smile on your friends faces son this year wish them with naughty Christmas messages. Now finding best and unique naughty sms collection is not hard and tough for you. Here we are offering you huge and latest collection of naught Christmas text messages. Just visit this website and get through us top and unique collection and as well share our collection with your friends.

Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!!

Santa is just another example that fat dudes are the jolliest. Have a jolly Christmas.

Snow and Songs,
Carols and Joys,
Laughter and Love,
Its DECEMBER..

Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

Banta Went for Divorce Judge: You have 3 Kids How Will you Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard & Says, ‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More

Santa was traveling in a train! A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t get up. Santa shouted:”THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!”

Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery
Merry Christmas To every one

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not  a kiss unless its

with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some

exercise
“Merry Christmas”

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered ‘will it hurt me? ‘
‘Of course not’ answered he
‘It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.

A weather man predicted snow
But he didn’t get it right
So the female anchor on the show
Asked to our delight
“So Bob, where’s that 8 inches!
You promised me last night?”