Christmas Messages 2016

Text Messages for Xmas

Naughty Christmas Messages

The demand of messages is increased during Christmas. On Christmas season people are very happy and glad and they make their holidays special and memorable. People wish to each others with various ways. Some people always prefer to naught Christmas messages, funny Christmas messages and humorous Christmas messages. Friends mostly wish to each others with naught and double meaning Christmas messages. If this year you would like to bring smile on your friends faces son this year wish them with naughty Christmas messages. Now finding best and unique naughty sms collection is not hard and tough for you. Here we are offering you huge and latest collection of naught Christmas text messages. Just visit this website and get through us top and unique collection and as well share our collection with your friends.

May your holidays be like Santa – fat, cheerful and abundant!

You know you re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.

The only real blind person at Christmas-time
is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

Hope Santa leaves you lost of GOOD SHIT this year! Merry Christmas.

Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Merry Christmas!

s Christmas, I’m gonna hide all the mistletoe,
so everyone I hate can kiss my butt.

My goal this Christmas is to be on both lists: Naughty and Nice.

Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also.Merry Christmas

How can you tell a head nurse?
She’s the one with the dirty knees.

Christmas is all about credit card bills and expensive gifts.

I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

I am permanently on the naughty list, and damn proud of it too!

They say Christmas is a time for smiles.
How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?

It would be very difficult to be this naughty without
you, thanks for being here. Merry Christmas!

Man will live for ever Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking) Merry Christmas