Christmas Messages 2015

Text Messages for Xmas

Naughty Christmas Messages

The demand of messages is increased during Christmas. On Christmas season people are very happy and glad and they make their holidays special and memorable. People wish to each others with various ways. Some people always prefer to naught Christmas messages, funny Christmas messages and humorous Christmas messages. Friends mostly wish to each others with naught and double meaning Christmas messages. If this year you would like to bring smile on your friends faces son this year wish them with naughty Christmas messages. Now finding best and unique naughty sms collection is not hard and tough for you. Here we are offering you huge and latest collection of naught Christmas text messages. Just visit this website and get through us top and unique collection and as well share our collection with your friends.

Wishing you season’s eatings and a bloody good New Year!

Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch
about anyone please get me….ah nah,
forget it, I’ll get it for myself!

Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys
to wish them without being called a slut!

Christmas is not just a day,
an event to be observed and speedily forgotten.
It is a spirit which should permeate every part of our lives.

Christmas is a time for giving and sharing.
I would like to share to my happiness.
I will smile so that everybody will be inspired.

As you run from one place to another this holiday season,
may joy and love follow you everywhere!

A wish for peace and happiness
at Christmas and throughout the New Year.

“Blessings, love, and peace to you this Christmas.”

Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!!

Santa is just another example that fat dudes are the jolliest. Have a jolly Christmas.

Snow and Songs,
Carols and Joys,
Laughter and Love,

Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

Banta Went for Divorce Judge: You have 3 Kids How Will you Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard & Says, ‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More

Santa was traveling in a train! A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t get up. Santa shouted:”THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!”

Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery
Merry Christmas To every one