Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
Hope Santa leaves you lost of GOOD SHIT this year! Merry Christmas.
If I don’t see you under the Christmas tree, I’ll be going back to bed!
Christmas fills the heart with wish,Festivity and fun sealed with a kiss!
Dear Santa: I can explain… no, really, I can!
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.
Please look in the mirror and give yourself a kiss from me.Merry Christmas!
“Merry Christmas to the sweetest of the sweet! bet you don’t even do naughty ;)”
Permanently on the naughty list… and loving every minute of it.
“Christmas won’t feel the same without you here, but we wish you a
wonderful holiday time with Emma’s family. Miss you already!”
Santa Claus has come to town,
So all you children sing aloud!
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List.
I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red…
Merry Christmas with lots of hugs and kisses.