I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss
boys to wish them without being called a slut!
Dear Santa! I want it all..
Always Available for a Christmas Party.
May you have blank gifts this Christmas.
Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said “Due to cutbacks, toys not included.”
Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar
Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
Christmas reminds me that I am in great need of gifts.
Christmas is not only getting too commercial, its getting too dangerous.
Let’s Be Naughty this Christmas .And save Santa the trip. Merry Christmas Honey!
Me putting up with you is your christmas present.Merry Xmas.
Can I have your picture? so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually,
I wouldn’t mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!
May your holiday away hold children’s kisses, contentment and
choir songs . May you spend the New Year with me.