Wishing you season’s eatings and a bloody good New Year!
Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch
about anyone please get me….ah nah,
forget it, I’ll get it for myself!
Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys
to wish them without being called a slut!
Christmas is not just a day,
an event to be observed and speedily forgotten.
It is a spirit which should permeate every part of our lives.
Christmas is a time for giving and sharing.
I would like to share to my happiness.
I will smile so that everybody will be inspired.
As you run from one place to another this holiday season,
may joy and love follow you everywhere!
A wish for peace and happiness
at Christmas and throughout the New Year.
“Blessings, love, and peace to you this Christmas.”
Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!!
Santa is just another example that fat dudes are the jolliest. Have a jolly Christmas.
Snow and Songs,
Carols and Joys,
Laughter and Love,
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
Banta Went for Divorce Judge: You have 3 Kids How Will you Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard & Says, ‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
Santa was traveling in a train! A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t get up. Santa shouted:”THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!”
Teacher: What is the first month?
Teacher: What is the second month?
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Merry Christmas To every one