May your holidays be like Santa – fat, cheerful and abundant!
You know you re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
The only real blind person at Christmas-time
is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
Hope Santa leaves you lost of GOOD SHIT this year! Merry Christmas.
Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Merry Christmas!
s Christmas, I’m gonna hide all the mistletoe,
so everyone I hate can kiss my butt.
My goal this Christmas is to be on both lists: Naughty and Nice.
Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also.Merry Christmas
How can you tell a head nurse?
She’s the one with the dirty knees.
Christmas is all about credit card bills and expensive gifts.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
I am permanently on the naughty list, and damn proud of it too!
They say Christmas is a time for smiles.
How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?
It would be very difficult to be this naughty without
you, thanks for being here. Merry Christmas!
Man will live for ever Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking) Merry Christmas