I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!
“Can I have your Picture, So Santa Claus knows,
Exactly what to give me, Happy Christmas.”
This Christmas, I’m gonna hide all the mistletoe, so everyone I hate can kiss my butt.
Be naughty or be nice. Either way, I’m wishing you a Merry Christmas.
Hope Santa leaves you lost of GOOD SHIT this year! Merry Christmas
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its
with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
Santa was traveling in a train! A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t get up. Santa shouted:”THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!”
“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
Wishing you season’s eatings and a bloody good New Year!
Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch
about anyone please get me….ah nah,
forget it, I’ll get it for myself!
Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys
to wish them without being called a slut!
Christmas is not just a day,
an event to be observed and speedily forgotten.
It is a spirit which should permeate every part of our lives.
Christmas is a time for giving and sharing.
I would like to share to my happiness.
I will smile so that everybody will be inspired.
As you run from one place to another this holiday season,
may joy and love follow you everywhere!
A wish for peace and happiness
at Christmas and throughout the New Year.