In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
You are the reason this Christmas I am cocking more than I need; I know you are coming. Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa just leave your credit card under the tree.
I don’t always cut down a fresh Christmas tree..but when I do, I pick the best one in my neighbors yard.
Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?
Dear Santa I have been really good at being naughty…that should count for something.
Christmas shopping for dangerous toys. For kids I don’t like.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot’s him.
Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist
it would be necessary to invent it.
I can never b on Santa’s nice list
bcoz just thinking about u makes
Man will live forever Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking) Merry Christmas
Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!