Dear Santa! give me double holidays on this Christmas along with double salary.
Dear Santa Please send me some naughty girls on this Christmas…
Dear Santa please this year give me A heavy bank account or a cute girl.
May Santa give you skill and intelligence this Christmas
so that you can buy gifts for me more efficiently.
May your Christmas be like Santa – fat, cheerful and generous
Christmas sells start earlier every year. Next Christmas is expected to start in August.
Handmade Christmas presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
May your holidays be like Santa – fat, cheerful and abundant!
What’s red and white and red, red and white, and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill!
Dear Santa: How much for your list with all the naughty girls on it?
There has been only one Christmas, the rest are anniversaries.
Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
Why is Santa Claus always so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Santa knows when u r sleeping, he knows when u r awake.He knows if u have been bad or good… so stop posting updates on Facebook as he obviously has an account!
Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!